Wednesday, May 11, 2005

OK, the floor is open for nominations!

"People focus too much on colors. It could be numbers, it could be animals" -- ex-DHS Sec. Tom Ridge (Newsday, 5/11).

I say it should be drinks. Low threat level? Have a mimosa. Slightly elevated -- switch to Miller Lite to be safe. Medium? Move to gin and tonic. As things get worse, you progress to tequila shots and eventually just slugging Old Crow from the plastic bottle waiting to die in the dirty bomb attack.

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