Why I love Mark Morford

Apparently Gillette has a new razor that is, well, basically a female vibrator. Mark Morford breaks it down in a way only he can:

But the funny thing is, I'm not sure which target market gets the inane Vibrance, exactly... Is it women who haven't masturbated since they accidentally sat atop a throbbing riding lawn mower and who are just a little sexually terrified but simultaneously easily titillated and more than a little gullible, and who want to relive the vibratory experience but can't say "vibrator" without getting a rash? Women like, say, Laura Bush?

Anyone who can work a Laura Bush dig into a column on female razors that vibrate has earned my readership. You can subscribe to his twice-weekly newsletter here.